He had to go to Chicago to get his truck fixed, he drove bobtail (that's without trailer) so he could hurry back home and not be tempted to work. Well he checked into his hotel room and this is what the remote control for the TV looks like.
It's obviously been stuck up someones butt so he wrapped it in plastic like that. He keeps insisting the hotel is decent, even though it's across the street from a truck driving school, which explains why remotes have to be tapped and wrapped like a condom. I was right and here's his view out the window.